1 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:05,071 [splash] 2 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:17,216 - Hey, did you see that, Mom? 3 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:17,883 - Yes, honey. 4 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:19,418 You were wonderful. 5 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:22,021 Ah, hasn't it been a marvelous vacation, dear? 6 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,155 - Yes. 7 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:24,256 I hate the thought of leaving San Diego. 8 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:25,224 [horn honking] 9 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:26,225 - Hey look! 10 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:27,193 The fleet's in! 11 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:37,603 Boy, that's the first thing I'm gonna do when I get old, 12 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:40,172 join the Navy. 13 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:43,142 Hey look! 14 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:46,612 He's going to Mr. Wilson's bungalow. 15 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:48,914 - That must be the nephew John told us about. 16 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:50,182 - Yeah, that's who it is. 17 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:52,117 I'm going over and meet him! 18 00:00:52,118 --> 00:00:53,452 - Oh no, you're not. 19 00:00:53,453 --> 00:00:55,354 Not until you've had a shower and changed your clothes, 20 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:56,055 young man. 21 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,289 - I'm clean, Mom. 22 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:59,725 I've been in the pool six times this morning. 23 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:02,161 - Well, you can't go in there dripping wet, son. 24 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:03,128 - Why not? 25 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:05,397 Mr. Wilson's nephew's in the Navy. 26 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:06,700 He's used to water. 27 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:31,291 {\an8}[theme music] 28 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:41,433 - I sure wish you could come down to the base, Aunt Eloise. 29 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:42,234 It's Visitors Day. 30 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:43,302 You'll see a lot of action. 31 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:44,703 - Well, we'd like to, Ted. 32 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:47,373 But we have to get ready to start home tomorrow morning. 33 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:50,109 - So Stubby Stone is your boss. 34 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,444 [laughs] I can't get over my old shipmate 35 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:55,015 being command of boot camp here. 36 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,449 - You want to call and put in a good word for me, Uncle John? 37 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,752 - Uh-- - I graduate next week. 38 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:01,186 I hope. 39 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:03,856 - Were you and Ted's boss in the war together, Mr. Wilson? 40 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,057 - With both feet. 41 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,525 We were buddies. 42 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:08,727 I remember when our destroyer was blown up. 43 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:10,964 - Blown up! 44 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:14,099 - Now John, let's not fight the war all over again. 45 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,668 - Well, I'm afraid I have to leave anyhow. 46 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,603 - Jeepers, do you have to go already? 47 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:20,272 - [laughs] I'm afraid so, Dennis. 48 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:21,607 You see, I got special promotion to come 49 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:23,375 see Uncle John and Aunt Eloise. 50 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:25,577 Chief Petty Officer Bundy let me drive out in his truck 51 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:28,747 while he stopped in town and I have to get back. 52 00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:31,316 - Say, our car is down at the garage being serviced, 53 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,987 and I promised Dennis he could go with me to pick it up. 54 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,387 You can drop us off. 55 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:38,390 - Boy, riding in your Navy truck'll be neat! 56 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:40,459 - [laughs] Well, I'd, I'd like to, Uncle John. 57 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:42,461 But it's against regulations to haul civilians. 58 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:45,964 - You mean after Mr. Wilson fought the war for the Navy, 59 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:49,268 they won't even give him a lift downtown? 60 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:51,303 - Well, it's strictly against regulations, Dennis. 61 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:53,172 Chief Bundy wouldn't stand for it. 62 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,873 - Oh nonsense, my boy. 63 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:55,941 - Well gosh, Uncle John. 64 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:57,176 I've got a lot of demerits already. 65 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,012 And if Chief Bundy gives me one more-- 66 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:01,647 - Now John, you shouldn't insist on Ted breaking a rule. 67 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:04,583 - Now what's the harm when I'm an old buddy of the base 68 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:05,718 commander? 69 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:07,519 Now you're not going to be chicken, are you Ted? 70 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,388 Who ever heard of a Navy man being chicken? 71 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:10,122 Come on, now! 72 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:10,789 Let's go! 73 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:12,691 Come on, Dennis. 74 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:13,659 Goodbye, Eloise. 75 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,561 Open the door, come on! Let's go! 76 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:17,062 I want to get in that truck. 77 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:18,230 - Goodbye, Mrs. Wilson. 78 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:20,299 - This is a very important day for me, Lieutenant. 79 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,501 And for the entire Naval Training Center. 80 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:23,635 - Oh, I know sir. 81 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:25,337 This is probably the biggest Visitors Day 82 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:26,772 demonstration the Navy's ever had. 83 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:28,440 - That's right. 84 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:30,109 By the way, did Chief Bundy get back yet 85 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:33,112 with that underwater demolition expert from the UDT base? 86 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,279 - Uh, not yet sir. 87 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,514 He may have been held up. 88 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:36,882 They're sending over their top man 89 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,384 and they've been pretty busy with trainees. 90 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:41,620 - Well, I'm glad they're sending up their top man. 91 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:42,788 What's his name? 92 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:44,223 - Baker, I believe, sir. 93 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,557 - Baker. 94 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:47,092 Baker. 95 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:51,096 Well now, this man Baker will dive from the Trepang submarine 96 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:54,000 located about here, and will detonate 97 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:57,336 the depth charge located about here. 98 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:59,705 The explosion will simulate an enemy air attack 99 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:02,675 at precisely 1500, and that will signal 100 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:04,910 the start for the entire First Fleet. 101 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,612 - I'm sure the visitors all around the harbor 102 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,313 will get a big boot out of it, sir. 103 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:09,782 - Mm, and everything starts right here 104 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,151 at the Naval Training Center. 105 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:20,793 - The garage is just couple of blocks down the street. 106 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:24,496 You see, and it was perfectly safe to let us hitch a ride. 107 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:29,134 - Hey, isn't that some kind of a Naval officer down the street? 108 00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:31,437 - Holy smoke, it's Chief Bundy! 109 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:32,738 Well he's supposed to be over on-- 110 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:35,074 - Well, well, stop the truck and we'll hop out. 111 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,408 - No, no! He'd see us! 112 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:38,177 - Well then, I'll explain to him that-- 113 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:40,946 - Uncle John, I can't afford another demerit! 114 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,114 Quick! 115 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,215 Get in the rear and when I stop to pick him up, 116 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:44,316 slip out the back. 117 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:45,284 - Oh but Ted-- 118 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,452 - You've got to do it, Uncle John! 119 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,387 If I'm caught, I might not even graduate. 120 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:49,188 Hurry! 121 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:50,155 - OK! 122 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:52,092 - Oh, great day in the morning. 123 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,130 Well, this is silly, but I suppose 124 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,465 we'll have to humor Ted. 125 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:00,799 - Well gee, Mr. Wilson. 126 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,403 We sure don't want Ted to miss getting graduated, do we? 127 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:08,675 [brakes squealing] 128 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,584 - OK, let's go. 129 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:20,452 - Uh, all right, just a second, Chief. 130 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:24,690 I, I killed the engine. 131 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:26,291 - I can't get it open. 132 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:27,961 - What are you looking for, sailor? 133 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,395 Get going! 134 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:31,263 - Well, I don't want to pull out in traffic and hit a car. 135 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:32,798 - Well, you don't have to sit and wait for one. 136 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:33,433 Now get going! 137 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:42,341 - Boy, this'll be bad for Ted if they find us in his truck, 138 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,942 huh Mr. Wilson? 139 00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:45,944 - Well, maybe they'll stop again. 140 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:48,213 - But we can't get these doors open. 141 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:50,816 Besides, what if they don't stop again? 142 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:53,352 - Well, we'll end up at the Naval-- [gasps]. 143 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,154 Oh, good heavens! 144 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:57,089 - What are we gonna do? 145 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,491 - Well, I better get ready just in case. 146 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:00,592 - Ready for what? 147 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:02,795 - Well, if we wind up at the Naval base, 148 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,931 they're going to unload all of this stuff. 149 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:08,167 But with these on, I'll be just another sailor 150 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:09,435 helping them unload. 151 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:11,103 - What about me? 152 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:13,138 - Well, I'll get you off when nobody's looking. 153 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:15,107 If anybody says anything, you're just 154 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:16,675 a little kid looking around. 155 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:19,044 You could say that you're a friend 156 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,145 of a friend of the captain. 157 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:40,233 - Wow! 158 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,674 - Where are we? 159 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:50,677 - We're in the Navy, all right. 160 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:13,766 - Hang on. 161 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,135 Form a detail and put Baker's gear in the barracks 162 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:18,370 with all the other stuff. - Aye aye, sir. 163 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:20,372 You just go along, sir. I'll take care of everything. 164 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,708 - I'll go along when the job is finished, Wilson. 165 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:24,109 Now get this thing unloaded. 166 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:27,346 - Aye aye, sir. 167 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:28,580 Listen, you guys! 168 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:30,049 Come here! 169 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,418 You've got to help me out of a jam. 170 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:34,253 My uncle and a kid are inside and Chief Bundy 171 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:35,554 doesn't know it. 172 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:37,389 Now we've got to hide them til we can figure a way 173 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:38,624 to smuggle them off the base. 174 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,225 - Man, you're asking for trouble! 175 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:42,094 - I know. 176 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:44,163 - I stopped to pick up Baker, but the commander at UDT 177 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:45,464 said he's out working with the trainees 178 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,299 and they'll have to send him over a little later. 179 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,767 But I did pick up his gear. 180 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:54,073 {\an8}- Chief Bundy, I wanted that man Baker over here an hour ago! 181 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,975 - Uncle John, it's the only way! 182 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:56,809 - Nonsense! 183 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,610 He's still talking on the phone! 184 00:07:58,611 --> 00:07:59,778 - All right back there! 185 00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:02,014 What's holding you guys up? 186 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:02,648 - Hey! 187 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,016 Just a darn minute! 188 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:05,452 What do you think you're doing? 189 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:10,790 - All right, let's get this stuff moving! 190 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,264 Carry on. 191 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,842 - This is the most ridiculous-- 192 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:30,944 - But Chief Bundy was right there! 193 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:32,277 He would have seen you! - Nonsense. 194 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:33,846 I'd have grabbed some blankets. 195 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,214 He wouldn't have known the difference. 196 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:36,515 - But he might have. 197 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,884 You're too old to look like a recruit, Uncle John. 198 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:40,719 Besides you've got a mustache. 199 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,055 - Well, I'd have told him I'm from some other outfit. 200 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:44,423 You know, the old double talk. 201 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:46,692 You forget that I was in the Navy once myself. 202 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:47,961 Now don't you worry. 203 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,294 I'm not going to let you down, my boy. 204 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:53,098 I got you into this, I'll get you out of it. 205 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:54,600 - Psst! 206 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:56,702 Lieutenant Alden's coming! 207 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,604 - Holy mackerel! 208 00:08:58,605 --> 00:09:01,173 Now you'll have to do some double talk. 209 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,142 - Attention on deck! 210 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:07,880 - At ease. 211 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:15,020 I came down here to-- I've seen boots go through some pretty 212 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:18,257 rough times, but I've never seen one age as fast as you have. 213 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,758 - Oh, I'm not a boot, sir. 214 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:20,559 - You're not? 215 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,660 Then who are you? 216 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:23,662 - Who am I? 217 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:25,731 Who am I? 218 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:31,804 Uh, H. Baker, sir. - Oh! 219 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,439 Well, you finally got here, Baker. 220 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,907 Report to the captain immediately. 221 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,575 - Aye aye, sir. 222 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,876 - The rest of you men are assigned 223 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:39,411 to the captain's special detail. 224 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,046 Report to Chief Bundy. 225 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:42,114 - Aye aye, sir. 226 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,083 - Carry on. 227 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:48,153 - Now you've done it, Uncle John! 228 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:49,888 Why did you have to use Baker's name? 229 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:53,592 - Because it was the first thing I thought of, that's why. 230 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,393 - Baker. 231 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:55,327 That's just great! 232 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,096 - Who is this Baker anyhow? 233 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,965 - He's a demolition expert, that's who! 234 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:00,065 - Oh. 235 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,066 - Yes, and he'll be here any minute! 236 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,001 - Well don't worry. 237 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,936 I'll think of something. 238 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:04,971 - I hope you do, Uncle John. 239 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:12,111 - Hey, Mr. Wilson, while I was in there, I've been thinking. 240 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,680 Since you're such a good old buddy of the captain's, why 241 00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:17,649 don't you just go to him and explain everything? 242 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:20,619 - Well Dennis, it's true that during most of the war 243 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,254 Stubby Stone and I were buddies. 244 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:27,259 But uh, that all changed when he was nearly cooked by cannibals. 245 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,694 - Cannibals! 246 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,696 Gosh! - Yes. 247 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:33,532 Well, it's a long story but uh, we 248 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:36,502 were near an unexplored island and the captain 249 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,771 was calling for volunteers for a landing party. 250 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:42,675 And well, I was behind Stubby and I kind of pushed him. 251 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:46,445 And well, it developed that the island was inhabited 252 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,814 by cannibals and poor Stubby very nearly 253 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,816 didn't get back to the ship. 254 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,885 And it would be just like Stubby Stone 255 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,586 to hold a grudge against me, just 256 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,055 for a little thing like that. 257 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,890 - Boy, it sure looks like we'll have 258 00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,758 to keep away from the captain. 259 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:02,661 You can't be Mr. Wilson and you can't be Baker. 260 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,897 - Uh, let that be a lesson to you, Dennis. 261 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:07,700 Never represent yourself as someone you are not. 262 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,068 - I didn't, Mr. Wilson. 263 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,269 You did. 264 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,504 But you sure saved Ted from getting into trouble. 265 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,074 - Yeah well, I felt obligated. 266 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:18,211 Uh, let's get my clothes out of the truck and get on home. 267 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,886 - Hey! 268 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:30,122 What happened to the truck? - Oh no! 269 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,156 They've taken it away! 270 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:34,293 This is the most awful day of my life! 271 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,795 - Well, I can look for it, Mr. Wilson. 272 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,931 On account of I'm just a little kid. 273 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,266 And all I have to say is I'm a friend 274 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:43,003 of a friend of the captain's. 275 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:43,969 - All right, Dennis. 276 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:44,737 You do that. 277 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:45,471 But hurry. 278 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:46,739 I'll wait here for you. 279 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,140 - Are you sure you're all right? 280 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,241 - Sure I'm sure. 281 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,276 I'm having a ball! 282 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,212 You oughtta see the neat drilling. 283 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,148 Boy, the Navy is the greatest! 284 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,929 - Mr. Wilson isn't in any real trouble, is he Dennis? 285 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,064 - Nah. 286 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,465 They think he's a demolition expert. 287 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:17,436 But good old Mr. Wilson's OK as long as they don't find him. 288 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,938 I gotta go now and help him find his clothes. 289 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:20,806 - His clothes? 290 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:21,607 - Yeah. 291 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,474 He lost them. 292 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:25,744 Bye! 293 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,813 - John couldn't possibly be running around the Navy 294 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:30,082 base with no clothes on, could he? 295 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,084 - Well Eloise, I didn't get a very clear picture 296 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,419 of what was going on from Dennis. 297 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,254 But I think we better try to find Henry. 298 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:50,169 - Oh! 299 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,670 - Hey you! 300 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:54,139 That stupid employment agency said you'd be here an hour ago. 301 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,708 Now come on, get in there! - Oh wait a minute. 302 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:56,408 There's some mistake. 303 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,476 I-- 304 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,277 - Yeah well, you look like a mistake. 305 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,845 I told her to send me a waiter. 306 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,046 - A waiter? 307 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,815 Oh, I'm not what you think I-uh. 308 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,783 I'm, I'm not experienced. 309 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,851 - Well, you'll get experience. 310 00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:08,620 Come on! I got no time to waste! 311 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,323 - Oh, there'll be thousands of vantage points 312 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,791 all around the harbor, Commander. 313 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,693 - It's gonna be quite a show, Captain. 314 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:15,494 - Navy's on the alert. 315 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,730 Every man has been briefed. 316 00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:19,331 Except that frogman, Baker. 317 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,899 - Has Baker checked in yet? 318 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,969 - Well, Lieutenant Alden saw him and told him to report to me 319 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:29,241 and then he just vanished. 320 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,209 Waiter! 321 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,144 Where are you going? 322 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:36,549 - To serve the juice. - Commander. 323 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,388 Haven't I seen you somewhere before? 324 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,322 - Oh no, senor. 325 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,289 Uh, capitan. 326 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,725 No, uh no speak English. 327 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,527 Yo hablo espanol. 328 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,661 Spanish, yes. 329 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,130 English, no. 330 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,097 Oui. 331 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:52,965 Uh, si. 332 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,299 Gracias. 333 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,534 - That's really strange. 334 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,437 You know, I seldom forget a face. 335 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:02,474 Were you ever in the South Pacific? 336 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:03,943 Yes? 337 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,812 - Captain sir, this message was delivered to the duty officer. 338 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,294 - Ah! [inaudible] Out! 339 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,295 Get that man out! 340 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:29,703 Ugh! 341 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:35,642 - Hey Mr. Wilson! 342 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,114 Mr. Wilson! 343 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,283 - Dennis, don't yell my name so loud! 344 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,551 I've just had a narrow escape. 345 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,853 - OK, but I found your clothes. 346 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,088 - You did? 347 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,456 Oh, I'll never forget you for this, Dennis. 348 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,790 Where are they? 349 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,225 - I put them back at the barracks. 350 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,427 We'd better hurry, because everybody on the base 351 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,096 is looking for Mr. Baker, on account 352 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,398 of the captain is plenty mad at him. 353 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,767 - That isn't all the captain is mad about. 354 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:02,435 Let's go. 355 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,942 - There they are! - Good. 356 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,377 Now I'll go inside and change my clothes. 357 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,879 You stay out here and warn me if anyone's coming. 358 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,715 - OK, Mr. Wilson. Hurry! 359 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,591 - Hello, Baker. 360 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,592 - Oh! 361 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,926 Hello, Lieutenant. 362 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,728 - I knew you'd have to get back here sometime. 363 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,197 Why didn't you report to Captain Stone like I told you? 364 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,500 - Oh, I, I just left the captain, sir. 365 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:35,634 - Oh? 366 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,703 Well then he briefed you for the demolition job. 367 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,071 - Uh, no. 368 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,440 No, he-- well, he was very busy and I 369 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,976 didn't want to disturb him. 370 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,444 Lieutenant, there's been a terrible mistake. 371 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,080 - Look Baker, I'm going to report you to the Officer of the Day 372 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,615 unless you get right over there. 373 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,150 Now I put your gear in my truck. 374 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,918 Come on, you can change on the way over. 375 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:53,886 - But Lieutenant! 376 00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,154 - What's the matter with you, Baker? 377 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,489 You act like you didn't want to do this job. 378 00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:00,359 - Oh, I, I give that impression, do I? 379 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,329 Oh, will this day never end? 380 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:09,034 - OK, Mr. Wil-- 381 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:11,036 - Hi, sonny, what are you doing around here? 382 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,472 - Well, I'm a friend of a friend of the captain's. 383 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,475 - Uh, young man, would you like my autograph? 384 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,944 - Your autograph? 385 00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,412 Oh sure. 386 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,456 - Come on, Baker! 387 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,424 Save that autograph s for later. 388 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,492 - Uh yes sir. 389 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,095 Yes sir. 390 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,730 There you are, young man. 391 00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:39,064 - Thanks Mr. Baker. 392 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,065 Good luck. 393 00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:41,700 - Thank you. 394 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,102 I'll need it. 395 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:47,072 - Let's go Put your gear in here. 396 00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:48,674 You get changed while I drive. 397 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,576 - Oh. 398 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,511 - Follow that truck? 399 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,315 Boy, being in the Navy sure keeps a guy busy. 400 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:03,023 [engine revving] 401 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,363 - Hi, Mr. Wilson. 402 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,866 You're lucky I could see where that truck was going. 403 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,067 Here are your clothes. 404 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,136 - Oh never mind, Dennis. 405 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,471 - What are you doing in that outfit, Mr. Wilson? 406 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,573 Are you going skin diving? 407 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,043 - No, I am not. 408 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,911 - Well, you better get changed. 409 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,046 - It's no use. 410 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,247 I'm trapped. 411 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,516 They could throw me in the brig for six months 412 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:31,651 unless I go through with this. 413 00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:38,323 So it looks like my only way out is to dive off that submarine. 414 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:39,925 - What'll you do then, Mr. Wilson? 415 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:44,930 - Oh, you see those palm trees on the beach? 416 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,299 - Yeah. 417 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,601 - Take my clothes and I'll make a swim for it. 418 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:50,770 Hurry now, hurry! 419 00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,445 - Who was that? 420 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:00,412 - Uh, some kid, sir. 421 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,315 Uh, wanted my autograph. 422 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,551 - You know, you've given me a bad time today, Baker. 423 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:06,618 I hope you realize that. 424 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:07,753 - Uh sorry, Captain. 425 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,021 - I wanted to go over this assignment with you 426 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:11,190 thoroughly so there'd be no possibility of error. 427 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:14,026 - Yes sir. 428 00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:15,861 - Haven't we met somewhere? 429 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,029 - No sir. No, no. 430 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:18,297 Oh no. No we haven't. 431 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,565 - Well then, get along. 432 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,033 - Uh yes sir. 433 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:23,035 Yes sir, yes sir. 434 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:28,908 - No. 435 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:42,821 - Demolition charge is planted out there 100 yards. 436 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,891 It's all set to go at 1500. 437 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:49,161 That will signal the greatest show of deterrent firepower 438 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,796 the Navy's ever had. 439 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:57,736 [helicopter rotors] 440 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:01,340 - Well, what in tarnation is that thing doing here? 441 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,742 Is he trying to foul us up? 442 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,853 Now as I was saying, Baker, you were 443 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,489 selected because you were the best man for the job, right? 444 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,457 - Uh yeah, yeah. 445 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,324 Uh yeah. 446 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,493 - Now all systems are go. 447 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,396 You have exactly 20 minutes. 448 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:37,443 - Baker reporting, sir. 449 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:38,744 - Baker? 450 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,446 - They flew me over from UDT. 451 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,114 Sorry if I'm late, sir. 452 00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:43,650 - Well, if you're Baker, who is that? 453 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,587 - Search me. 454 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,123 - Well, I'll certainly find out. 455 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,067 No. 456 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,104 It can't be! 457 00:20:05,105 --> 00:20:07,773 Now I remember. 458 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,709 Cannibals! 459 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,145 John Wilson! 460 00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:15,581 So, impersonating a Navy man! 461 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,017 - So long, Stubby! 462 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,789 - Come back here, you idiot! 463 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:24,957 - Want me to get him, sir? 464 00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:25,924 - No! 465 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:26,992 You've got to get ready to set off 466 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,761 the demolition charge in 15 minutes! 467 00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:30,229 Get into your suit! 468 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,097 - He's already in it. 469 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:36,035 [explosions] 470 00:20:36,036 --> 00:20:42,341 [heavy artillery] 471 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:45,277 [jet engines] 472 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,745 - Oh no. 473 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:50,082 Oh, look what that idiot has done! 474 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:54,019 He set off the charge 15 minutes ahead of time! 475 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,087 [sirens] 476 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:57,089 [explosions] 477 00:20:57,090 --> 00:21:00,092 [jet engine] 478 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,060 [rocket launch] 479 00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:04,563 - No! No! 480 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:07,566 [rocket launch] 481 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,501 [heavy artillery] 482 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:10,503 [jet engine] 483 00:21:16,076 --> 00:21:17,509 [explosions] 484 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,478 [heavy artillery] 485 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,980 [jet engines] 486 00:21:44,004 --> 00:21:45,404 - Boy, Mr. Wilson. 487 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:46,972 You missed all the fireworks. 488 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,808 - Dennis, I thought I was a goner. 489 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:53,846 I got tangled up in a lot of wires or seaweed or something. 490 00:21:53,847 --> 00:21:56,782 And, and then there was this terrible explosion. 491 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,183 - That's what started everything. 492 00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:01,520 Boy, I'll bet the Navy gives you a medal! 493 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:02,921 - I don't want a medal, Dennis. 494 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:05,625 I just want to get into my clothes and go home. 495 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:13,967 - Why didn't I recognize that man Wilson the moment I saw him? 496 00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:16,468 What is he doing here? 497 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:20,272 Now I know he deliberately planned this diabolical scheme 498 00:22:20,273 --> 00:22:22,307 just to ruin my day. 499 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:23,742 I'll kill him! 500 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:26,545 [phone ringing] 501 00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:28,313 - Captain Stone's office. 502 00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:29,748 Just a moment, please. 503 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,917 It's the admiral, sir. 504 00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:34,720 - The admiral? 505 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:35,822 Well, this is the end. 506 00:22:39,993 --> 00:22:41,494 Captain Stone speaking, sir. 507 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:46,298 I wish you could have heard the admiral congratulate me, 508 00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:48,901 Lieutenant. - That's great, sir. 509 00:22:48,902 --> 00:22:52,005 - Here's this telegram from the Navy Department "What 510 00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:55,140 you did makes our day even more successful. 511 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:59,678 It points out the fact that the Navy, always on the alert, 512 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:03,048 can go into action without even a moment's notice. 513 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:05,484 Congratulations on a job well done." 514 00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:07,386 - That's wonderful, sir. 515 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,721 - You know something, Lieutenant? 516 00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:11,890 That sneaky Wilson actually did me a service. 517 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:12,925 - Poor guy. 518 00:23:12,926 --> 00:23:16,762 I wonder if he ever knew what hit him? 519 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:20,799 - Much as I hate to admit it, that Wilson was a good sailor. 520 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,702 I hope they give him a proper Navy burial. 521 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:32,711 - This sure has been a fun day, huh Mr. Wilson? 522 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,213 - Speak for yourself, boy. 523 00:23:34,214 --> 00:23:35,647 - Yes, we were frantic. 524 00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,950 - Are you sure you feel like driving, John? 525 00:23:37,951 --> 00:23:40,085 - I feel fine now, Eloise. 526 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,354 And Ted is out of trouble because no one will ever 527 00:23:42,355 --> 00:23:43,589 know how we got on the base. 528 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:47,192 [laughs] Good old Stubby Stone. 529 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,627 I'll never forget the look on his face 530 00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:50,095 when I spilled juice on him. 531 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,196 - [laughs] 532 00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:54,467 [crash] 533 00:23:57,404 --> 00:24:00,639 - Where do you think you're going? 534 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:01,674 Look at-- 535 00:24:01,675 --> 00:24:02,708 - Say, what do you think you're doing, 536 00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:04,443 backing out of there on-- ooh, Stubby! 537 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,511 - Wilson! 538 00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:06,912 I thought you were at the bottom of-- 539 00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:07,947 - Bottom of what? 540 00:24:08,048 --> 00:24:08,714 - Every time you get near me, my life's 541 00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:09,915 just not worth a plum nickel! 542 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:10,916 - Why do you back up as if you own the place? 543 00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:12,084 How did you ever get to be a captain? 544 00:24:12,085 --> 00:24:13,285 - I earned my captaincy, that's what I did! 545 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:14,253 [interposing voices] 546 00:24:14,254 --> 00:24:15,587 - Who is he? 547 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:18,057 - There's a captain's insignia on the car. 548 00:24:18,058 --> 00:24:22,094 That must be Mr. Wilson's old shipmate, Captain Stone. 549 00:24:22,095 --> 00:24:23,295 You know something? 550 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:25,264 There's always so much going on in the Navy, 551 00:24:25,265 --> 00:24:27,467 I can't wait to get old and join. 552 00:24:31,705 --> 00:24:33,173 [interposing voices] 553 00:24:40,714 --> 00:25:00,767 [theme music] 554 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:26,058 ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): This has been a Screen Gems film 555 00:25:26,059 --> 00:25:27,494 production.